ilanarama: a mountain (mountain)
Damn, it's been a long time since I've done one of these.

Ziggy plays guitar
Jammin' good with Saint Peter
Ashes to ashes.
ilanarama: my footies in my finnies (snorkeling)
All across the ______ 
               [noun]
_____________  ______ the man who
[plural noun]  [verb] 

__________________ Mad Libs.
[verb, past tense]

(No relation.)
ilanarama: my footies in my finnies (snorkeling)
Leslie Nielsen falls
Get it right on his tombstone --
Don't call him Shirley.
ilanarama: my footies in my finnies (snorkeling)
All the guitars play
"One more angel in heaven"
And that's one Les Paul.
ilanarama: my footies in my finnies (snorkeling)
A Charlie's Angel
Gets harp and wings; hair today
And gone tomorrow.
ilanarama: me, The Other Half, Moab UT 2009 (swamp)
Marilyn Chambers:
From "Behind the Green Door" to
Knocking on heaven's.

ETA: I have gone through and tagged all these haiku. I may have to tag the rest of my journal. I am astonished at how interesting I used to be.
ilanarama: my footies in my finnies (snorkeling)
In memoriam:
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker
Motherfucker, Tits.
ilanarama: my footies in my finnies (snorkeling)
Saving throw dice fall
but we all, ultimately,
use up our hit points.
ilanarama: me, The Other Half, Moab UT 2009 (swamp)
Playing chess with Death
Even the most skilled masters
Have to lose sometime.
ilanarama: a mountain (mountain)
Some are old, some bold
But few old, bold mountaineers --
There's one fewer now.
ilanarama: me, The Other Half, Moab UT 2009 (Default)
motorcycles fall
with max acceleration
to jump River Styx
ilanarama: me, The Other Half, Moab UT 2009 (swamp)
Alas, poor Pluto!
Demoted to "dwarf planet" -
Sorry, Clyde Tombaugh.

New mnemonic: My
Very Elegant Mother
Just Served Us Nachos.
ilanarama: me, The Other Half, Moab UT 2009 (Default)
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust; the worms don't care
If you're black or white.

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5K: 21:03 (downhill) 21:43 (loop)
10K: 43:06 (downhill)
10M: 1:12:59
13.1M: 1:35:55
26.2M: 3:23:31

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