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Dear friendslist,

These are capital letters --> ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. By convention, they are used at the beginning of sentences and as the first letter in proper names. The pronoun 'I' is also capitalized.

To create a capital letter, depress a shift key simultaneously with the letter. There are usually two shift keys on the keyboard, one on each side, conveniently located near the pinky finger of each hand.

Text that is written with no capital letters is hard to read, particularly in large blocks or long paragraphs. I find it irritating. I am on the verge of defriending all of you who are not using capital letters in their normal, conventional positions. Just so you know.

Love,
Ilana

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Date: 2004-09-17 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldispikes.livejournal.com
Amen and Blessed Be!

Recently, I've been hitting the random button on lj. I can't tell you how many non-punctuated blogs I found. Oh. So. Annoying.

I personally admit to occasionally whimsical capitalizations, punctuation and sometimes even spelling. But at least I use it, and do so intentionally. :)

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Date: 2004-09-17 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saramwrap.livejournal.com
I'm a stickler for capitalization and punctuation, too.

The only thing worse to me than a total lack of capitalization is the use of Random Capitalization like this. Or LIKE THIS. Use of Emphasis is terrific, but I'm thrown completely by SEEMINGLY arbitrary Usage. I read a number of communities that regularly violate all of my rules and pet peeves for writing.

I have one friend who writes in all lowercase and uses overly long paragraphs... sometimes I want to break her fingers. Does this make me a Bad Person?

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Date: 2004-09-17 09:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ilanarama.livejournal.com
Heh, you mean like JKR's capslock!Harry?

I don't mind caps for emphasis, SPARINGLY used, but on lj we have all these really great html alternatives. And heck, we can *even* go the low-tech route!

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Date: 2004-09-19 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saramwrap.livejournal.com
Hee!

Which reminds me...

HAPPY *belated* birthday!

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Date: 2004-09-17 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistle-chaser.livejournal.com
I just don't understand why people fail to use capital letters in their expected places. Is it that hard to hold down the shift key and press another key at the same time? Lazy people...

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Date: 2004-09-17 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omarius.livejournal.com
Your icon reminds me of "drunken Lode Runner."

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Date: 2004-09-17 09:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ilanarama.livejournal.com
Oh gosh, Lode Runner! It's been so long! Now I have a sudden urge to boot up my old computer so I can play it.

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Date: 2004-09-17 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omarius.livejournal.com
I'm fairly sure I've seen a java version on da IntarWeb.

I played an awful lot of it on my Apple IIe.

counter-troll

Date: 2004-09-17 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sambushell.livejournal.com
I know, I know, it's terrible. Poor capitalisation is so much worse than bad grammar.

But even worse are those people who don't post under their real names! Who do they think they are?

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Date: 2004-09-18 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurelwood.livejournal.com
But will they listen? One can only hope. I wish you'd found room to digress just a bit and mention also that "a lot" is two words, and that the abbreviation "ppl" is just lame.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-18 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] de-wynken.livejournal.com
so i...er.. I take it you're not a fan of e e cummings...

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Date: 2004-09-19 10:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ilanarama.livejournal.com
if you are
a famous poet
you may take
some liberties
but keep it
to your poetry
and not
your correspondence

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-19 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] de-wynken.livejournal.com
well, okay then, I shall endeavor to do so. ;)

Someone has to, might as well be me

Date: 2004-09-18 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-askesis860.livejournal.com
MEIN FUHRER, I CAN SHIFT!

While we're on the subject: "peeps." Do not do this. Also:

Image

Re: Someone has to, might as well be me

Date: 2004-09-19 10:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ilanarama.livejournal.com
When I see 'peeps' I think of Easter candy. Those who refer to their friends as 'peeps' obviously wish we would all get stale so that they can bite our heads off.

Descent of woman

Date: 2004-09-18 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
If you would, please occasionally detail other belay points in your descent into curmudgeoness. Curmadungeoness? Karmadudgeoness?

Re: Descent of woman

Date: 2004-09-19 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ikkyu2.livejournal.com
I like Dudgeonesque crab!

Re: Descent of woman

Date: 2004-09-19 10:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ilanarama.livejournal.com
Is that high or low dudgeon there?

Re: Descent of woman

Date: 2004-09-19 10:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ilanarama.livejournal.com
Turn down that damn loud music. I can't hear myself think.

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Date: 2004-09-19 07:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
I don't capitalize "i" because there's no sane reason for doing so. It's all just English vanity, and i will have no truck with it.

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Date: 2004-09-19 10:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ilanarama.livejournal.com
It's a rule of the English language, just like any other standard rule of grammar or spelling, and it makes communication easier if everybody abides by the standard rules.

There's no sane reason for most of English spelling, but if yu spel liek this it maeks yur reeders work harder to understand whut yu ar saying.

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Date: 2004-09-19 10:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
Right. So what's one little rule i 'break'? It doesn't make what i read in any way illegible. Allow me my little idiosyncrasy.

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Date: 2004-09-19 11:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ilanarama.livejournal.com
Well, I find it considerably less irritating than not using caps at the beginning of sentences, but it still calls attention to itself by its difference from convention. As I said above, if I end up getting irritated enough, I'll vote with my feet.

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Date: 2004-09-20 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alembicresearch.livejournal.com
I read a book last year by Bill Bryson,
called "The Mother Tongue: english and how it got that way";
very enjoyable and explained why there's "no sane reason for
most of English spelling". It's more historical than logical.
I wish I had read that book a long time ago.
My english teachers would always tell me I was an idiot
and or trouble maker because I'd ask,
"why do you pronounce colonel "ker-nel"
(with an "R" sound), but spell it colonel, without an "R"?

Unfortunately, most of my english teachers at the schools
I went to were either little old ladies who had absolutely
no idea how to teach english to modern kids (or to control
a classroom full of them unless it was by literally whipping them),
or the P.E. coaches that also worked as the english teachers
between football practise.

So usually the punishment for asking questions about english
spelling was "Give me a lap", or "drop and give me 30". Etc.

Now why english punctuation is how it is, I do not know.
There is a book that just came out a while back called,
"Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" which is about punctuation.
But I haven't read it yet, so I don't know if it explains
why english punctuation is the way it is, if it is more historical
or more logical. It seems more like it's kind of both,
since I seem to be able to punctuate better than I can spell.

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