the irony, it burns

[ilanarama]

I just received email to my work account with the following subject line:

Subject: Memo To All Staff: Policy Regarding All-Staff Messages

Subject: Memo To All Staff: Policy Regarding All-Staff Messages
From: "Nicole Gordon" <ngordon@ucar.edu>
Date: Wed, October 25, 2006 11:42 am
To: "All UCAR Staff" <local-users@ucar.edu>
Priority: Normal
Options:

Memo To All Staff:

This is a reminder that the Local Users alias for contacting all staff
is only to be used under conditions of emergency or for other issues of
importance and/or urgency. The service is intended for important,
emergency, or time-critical messages, strictly limited to UCAR/NCAR/UOP
business only, that cannot wait until the following workday morning to
be seen by all staff.

To read the policy in its entirety, visit
https://www.ucar.edu/inside/internal/emergency.html

Comments

[triestine.livejournal.com]

That is too precious! I'd print it and put it on my office wall to remember what an emergency makes.

[aubrem.livejournal.com]

::snort::

god, I love that.

[libitina]

Priority: Normal

Perfect.

[de-wynken.livejournal.com]

It's good to know that middle management still has our collective asses in check, isn't it?

I mean..think of all those early 90's Business Majors facing flipping hamburgers...the humanity!

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

I love workin' for the Man!