what they call a paramour in Bawlmer

[ilanarama]

It is bright red. It is plastic, except for the blades. It is called a "LawnPup" and has a cute little doggie picture on the front. It weighs about 20 pounds. It looks like a toy lawnmower for ages 6-10 "just like daddy's!" It makes a funny whining noise when it starts up; then it sounds like a sewing machine on steroids.

It mows like a mowing thing. Totally kickass. Yay pretty mowed lawn!

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"I wanna be a tractor when I grow up!"